Heroscape is a waaaaaay cool game. And I always win. That makes it fun.
Allison wet her bed yesterday. She sleeps on the top bunk. Do you have any idea how long it took to clean up? (and on a brand new mattress.)
If you have someone scrape pieces out of your girly bits, and then you go off your birth control pills, you will cramp for about five days. It is miserable.
According to medicine, I need a man to conceive. My husband leaves on Jan. 7th and returns on Feb. 1st. Bring in the pool boys!!!
I can write a pretty kick-ass letter of recommendation for a student I don't even remember.
I need a nap.